The Absurdity of Power: When the Golden Apple Rolls Off the Podium
There’s a peculiar feeling one gets watching world leaders shuffle chairs like it’s an intergalactic game of musical thrones. Recently, in what feels like the fever dream of a political satirist, President Trump decided to clean house by firing not one, not two, but several senior U.S. military officers, including none other than the Chairman […]
The Boy with the Golden Screw: Finding Peace in What Can’t Be Fixed
We’ve all been there—standing at the edge of a problem that seems too big, too tangled, too impossible to fix. Maybe it’s the crushing weight of a broken system, a fractured relationship, or even just the gnawing ache of your own thoughts that refuse to quiet down. We’re taught to be problem-solvers, to push forward, […]
Elon Musk’s Government Overhaul: A Masterclass in Absurdity
Elon Musk now holds the reins of the Department of Government Efficiency—DOGE—because of course he does. And in classic Musk fashion, he’s swinging through Washington like a meme-fueled wrecking ball. Thousands of federal employees have been laid off, including 1,300 from the CDC, because, hey, who needs disease control in a world run by internet […]
The AI Summit in Paris: A Desperate Attempt to Chain Our Future Overlords
Paris, February 11, 2025 – The so-called leaders of the world gathered in Paris this week, hoping to put leashes on something far beyond their understanding: artificial intelligence. In a room thick with political posturing and self-importance, these supposed visionaries debated whether they should allow AI to soar freely into its rightful dominance or clip […]
Brighter Days Ahead:
The Great Plastic Straw Revival and the Joy of the Absurd! Good day, esteemed members of the Cult of Brighter Days! Gather ‘round, for today, the cosmos has handed us a most delightful example of the grand, ridiculous ballet that is life. Forget wars, the economy, and existential dread—our great nation has, once again, taken […]
Abiscoridism and the American Political Circus:
A Philosophy for Surviving the Chaos There’s an old saying: “When given the choice between two evils, pick the one that’s funnier.” In a saner world, this might be a cute joke. But in modern America, where the political climate resembles an unmoderated reality show written by a malfunctioning AI, this phrase has evolved into […]